R.I.P.
Captain Kangaroo died yesterday. That's fucked up. And check out the first sentence of the latest winter weather advisory from weather.com: A REINFORCING SHOT OF FRIGID AIR WILL INFILTRATE THE AREA TONIGHT AS ARCTIC HIGH PRESSURE SLIDES DOWN FROM CANADA. Damn. Reinforcing? Infiltrate? The war on weather. Couldn't they have just said it's gonna be really cold so don't leave your house? I'm not leaving my house tonight. Erica's coming over to eat, drink, and talk about the magazine. Maybe we'll have a title soon. And maybe I'll stop freezing soon. I'm in my room and my feet are cold. And I have shoes on. I'm incapable of writing during the day, so I'm gonna go buy Orlando.