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Will Sing For a New Finsky

The new five-dollar bill is due this month, and I bet I'll be back in Brisbane before one has a chance to find its way into my hands.

Abraham Lincoln seems to be a bit more purple in this high-security iteration, but he's still got that look on his face. The one that says, "fucking try it and I'll kick your ass." I wish I could take one back with me. I'd frame it or something. Or just keep it for my next trip.

And no this is not an attempt at some kind of fund raising. Really it's not. (Contact me for my Australian address.)